Let me ask you a question. Do you prefer Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? Two almost identical beverages with very different backgrounds. Mr. Pibb has always been my preference for one single reason. Dr. Pepper allegedly has a PhD yet he makes soda? Sounds like a God damn failure to me. Mr. Pibb makes an equally delicious beverage and he didn’t need to waste 10 years of his life to do it. Sorry Doc. Your PhD doesn’t mean shit when it comes to filling a can with some sort of sugary concoction that fills the heart with happiness… and the pancreas with cancer. So stick to open heart surgery or giving some guy a second opinion on a groin injury. The Sullivangelist (local goon) proposed a theory that a doctor could make a superior soda because he would know how to mix and match ingredients to get the best results. The one flaw in this arguement is you don’t need a degree to do that. Rednecks have being doing this for years. It’s called cooking meth. Sure, a couple two-three have blown themselves up trying but many still succeed. Either way, I don’t think this Pepper character needs to market himself as a doctor. It’s unneccessary and leads me to believe he has met enormous failures somewhere in his life that led him to the world soft drinks. Feel free to voice your opinion because this debate is far from over.
I had to put this up because I don’t know anyone that has ever actually seen a Mr. Pibb commercial
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