Just Shut Up!

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Everybody be very quiet. Do you hear that? That is the sound of some jack ass, possibly created through incestual rape, running his mouth about something no one cares about. You know who you are. If I wanted to know the exact specs of your cars engine, I would ask. If I wanted to know about the days events that led up to you buying those shoes, I would ask. If I wanted to hear about your plans for next Tuesday, I would ask. I dont give a fuck about your car, your shoes, or your plans. What did I ever do to make you think I want to hear it? I definitly don’t want to hear it and I think even less of you for entertaining the thought that I do want to hear it. Next time you start up one of those selfishly annoying rants, I’m going to interrupt you, whip out my ball bag, and then tell you all about it like it has something to do with your story. So, if you don’t want that, shut the fuck up and go have a seat.

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