Throwing A Fit

I’ve come to the conclusion that nothing is better than being a baby.  Babies have the ultimate say.  Oh you don’t like the food you were given? Throw it on the floor.  You don’t like the pants you are wearing? Just take a shit in them.  You don’t like that toy you are playing with?  Try to eat it.  Needless to say, these same actions don’t work for a man of my age and stature… and, believe me, I’ve tried.  If I throw food on the floor, I am handed a mop.  If I shit my pants, someone tells me that I’m 26 years old and I should have better control.  If I try to eat my toys, I end up choking… everytime.

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