Drinking… That’s All

Baby-Drinking-BeerThe time has come.  10 A.M. tomorrow morning marks the beginning of the Tournament of Champions.  24 hours of heavy drinking and accidental fornication.  There can only be one champion, unless Sleazy E. (Local Goon)  awakes early Sunday morning and pisses on everyone because he is upset that he passed out after drinking only 6 beers.  This would certainly one-up everyone elses drinking exploits.  Now that I think of it though, it would take more than that for him to be declared a champion because  I would be willing to bet at least a half dozen participants will wake up covered in piss even without the Sleaze’s interference.  I hope I don’t wake up covered in piss, mine or anyone elses.

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