2009 Tournament of Champions: Where Boys Become Belligerent Men

beer bellyWe are less than 2 months away from the greatest competition man has ever known.  This competition consists of a group of individuals and a large amount of alcohol… 24 hours to drink as many beers as possible.  Hearts will be broken, along with some egos and lawn furniture.  Men will be made, along with some babies and unexpected defecation.  It wouldn’t be totally out of the realm of possibility for someone, or everyone, to contract swine flu.  This will be your boy Suge’s first go at the title.  Hopefully I can put forth a strong showing and not embarrass myself.  If I don’t end up wearing a diaper, or with something stuffed into an exposed orifice, I will be able to look at myself in the mirror the next morning.

Thank you Sean (Local Goon) for the video and Sleazy E. (Local Goon) for the picture in the video.

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2 Responses to “2009 Tournament of Champions: Where Boys Become Belligerent Men”

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