This is My Reality

Anybody else feel like they don’t want to do anything with their life because they hate everything?  Some people call that being miserable.  I call it being unmotivated… and hating everything.  I feel that way everyday.  It actually has gotten to the point where I look to sabotage my own future in order to duck responsibility.  I want to be that relief pitcher who gets called into the game when your team is getting blown out 20-0.  You know?  Nobody is counting on you. I don’t want to get a good job.  I don’t want to drink less and not smoke weed.  It’s not that the future is scary, it’s just that it sounds really boring.  Sometimes I wish I was a pet dog because then I could just refuse to do things and it would be cute and if I did something bad it would just be because I was a fucking pet.  Oh look… Bryan just shit on the couch because he didn’t want to get up to go to the bathroom.  Yes, I would be that pet… a fucking untrained puppy, like a young Moses (local Goon). Get me a god damn bone!