Going off

I hate sniffing markers.  I always end up with a Hitler mustache.  Hippies that decide to live in trees to stop them from getting cut down should be treated the same as unwanted squirrels.  They should be shot with bee-bee guns until they move the fuck on.  I wish my car alarm would play Rockwells “Somebody’s Watching Me”.  That would sure scare the fuck out of a carjacker.  White people with dreadlocks are not Rastas.  They are just dirty.  I want to start a professional kangaroo boxing league.  Boxing is already dominated by a bunch of Russian and Filipinos so why not throw some Aussies in there.  Not to mention they look more human than Floyd Mayweather Sr.  mayweathersr   

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