Fucking Spyware

spy-vs-spyToday I got my computer back.  It needed to be thoroughly cleaned of all sorts of  and viruses and shit like that.  Now for the fucking question of the day:  Who the hell wants to spy on me?  Seriously.  Somebody sends these things out there to cluster fuck computers but what exactly are they spying on?  They want to gather  information but all they are getting are fantasy baseball updates, the news, and questionable pornography.  I could understand if I had some top secret information on this thing but my love of the Red Sox and my preferred breast size is far from top secret.  Next time I google something are they going to be watching.  “Oh… Bryan is checking to see if he is dehydrated or if he got burnt by the clap” … not that I’ve ever been burnt but I’m just saying.  No, seriously, I don’t fucking have the clap, but apparently my computer does.  I don’t even want to tell people that my computer had spyware on it because then they are going to wonder what I was doing to get it.  They will think all kind of shit… beastiality, gay porn, foot fetishes, etc.  All I wanted to see was some chick get picked up by a van and stranded in the middle of nowhere after a sexual encounter, is that too much to ask?  That’s the world we live in.

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One Response to “Fucking Spyware”

  1. Ain’t that like the fifth time you had to take your computer in for looking at gay porn?

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